TRUMP TOWER DAMASCUS: PEACE, EARNINGS, AND POOLSIDE CEASEFIRES

Trump Tower Damascus: Peace, Profits, and Poolside CeasefiresBy Staff Satirist | SpinTaxi Magazine | Confirmed by a Camouflaged Sommelier and 4 Retired UN ObserversDAMASCUS- If peace ended up a penthouse, it could come with a gold-plated bidet and complimentary bunker access. That is the vision powering Trump Tower Damascus, the newest geopolitical